What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy